911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
Flirting with you via liking all the photos on your instagram except the one with your boyfriend
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.